I don’t need anyone! I AM A ROCK! I AM AN ISLAND!!
annie-crestad asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favourite followers, not back to me, I did it already! Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go!
Oh gosh..do I even know 10 of my followers? I don’t think so. Well *deep breath* this should be…fun.
1) I think I’m hilarious, and really good at innuendos which is a surprisingly hard skill.
2) I can bake really well (my pie crusts are fan-fucking-tastic)
3) I think I’m good at social situations (unless we’re talking about attractive men in possibly romantic situations; then I’m fucked) and good at making people feel comfortable.
*Oh my god why is this so fucking hard?*
4) I am a great dancer
5) My legs are flawless and I love them.
I’m not going to pass this onto anyone, because I don’t think I have anyone to pass it onto (artifactknight and memechoi if you haven’t been tagged already…you can do this).
yeah well I asked to go on a date and he got scared off because he said he’s scared of relationships or something. so I decided to move on…
Good. Move on from that boy like dropping a hot cross bun. You need a tall, attractive man with glasses who looks dashing in a suit.
Selina, you need tuxedo mask.
Ooooor that other attractive guy with glasses
WAT there’s vending machines with condoms there?! We have SEC at my campus and you can get free condoms from there if they’re open.
Yeah, they’re like a dollar or something. Every vending machine on the public floors (the only floors with vending machines) has them
*whispers* dooo iiittttt, obviously the vending machines are full of condoms for a reason
I think my confidence, as much of an ego as I may seem to have online, is severely lacking in real life. I do not have the appearance to make such an invitation seem intriguing.
But I do have the flexibility.
I think I’ve hit the point in being stressed where I have half a mind of buying condoms from the vending machine at robarts, finding the hottest guy in the library, and doing it in the stacks or a stall.
Or crying. Either one could work.